Got No Time To Code

Content 10:22 40 45 Thread Kelly Vaughn g in X kvlly His palms are sweaty Knees weak, arms are heavy The unit tests are failing already Code spaghetti He's nervous, But at his laptop he looks calm and ready To squash bugs But he keeps on forgetting 4:47 30 Aug 19 Twitter for Android 106 Retweets 494 Likes Tweet your reply

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The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. After hours of staring at the same error message, getting a new one feels like winning the lottery. Sure, you're still completely lost, but at least you're lost in a different neighborhood now. The sweet illusion of progress when all you've really done is discover a new way to break your code. That crumpled paper on the desk? That's your sanity. But hey, at least the coffee's still warm.

Content Obelion 895 .. 1h If there's nothing about your problem on the internet, there's a high chance you are just stupid PROGRAMMERS

Nothing destroys your coding flow quite like someone hovering over your shoulder. Suddenly that function you've written 50 times becomes an impossible puzzle, your fingers forget keyboard shortcuts, and you start second-guessing variable names you've used since 2009. The bear's face says it all – "I was catching fish just fine until you showed up with your 'helpful suggestions' and now I'm questioning if I even know how to swim."