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Junior devs live in a fantasy world where they either think they're writing perfect code or have emotional meltdowns when criticized. Meanwhile, senior devs have reached coding nirvana – the beautiful state where you can both tell someone their code is absolute garbage and accept when yours is too. Nothing says "I've been in this industry for a decade" quite like the calm acceptance that everything we build is just varying degrees of terrible.

The sliver of lime green representing "writing new code" versus the massive navy blue pie slice of "debugging" isn't a chart—it's a documentary of my life. That brief moment of productivity when you write 10 lines of fresh code, followed by the 8-hour descent into madness trying to figure out why your semicolon is causing a nuclear meltdown in production. The ratio is so accurate it hurts. Just another Tuesday.

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The emotional ROLLERCOASTER of coding in one glorious image! That needle swinging wildly between "I'm a god" and "I'm a useless piece of shit" is basically every developer's hourly mood swing. One minute you're solving an impossible bug and feeling like you should be given the Nobel Prize in Computer Science (which doesn't even exist but SHOULD for you specifically), and the next minute your code crashes because you forgot a semicolon and suddenly you're questioning your entire career choice and wondering if you should just become a goat farmer instead. The metronome of programmer self-esteem waits for NO ONE!

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