"Calm seas do not make good sailors"

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Content THIS IS GIT. IT TRACKS COLLABORATIVE WORK ON PROJECTS THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL DISTRIBUTED GRAPH THEORY TREE MODEL. COOL. HOW DO WE USE IT? NO IDEA. JUST MEMORIZE THESE SHELL COMMANDS AND TYPE THEM TO SYNC UP. IF YOU GET ERRORS, SAVE YOUR WORK ELSEWHERE, DELETE THE PROJECT, AND DOWNLOAD A FRESH COPY.

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Content When their unit tests were wrong and your code was correct the whole time, making you waste hours of your life.

The duality of developer confidence is just *chef's kiss*. Top panel shows you smashing out code like an unstoppable green rage monster, demolishing problems and feeling invincible. Then comes the code review with senior devs and suddenly you're a shameful hulk with imposter syndrome, wondering how you ever thought your hacky solution was acceptable. Nothing humbles you faster than having three people stare at your variable names and ask "but why though?" in perfect unison.

The thousand-yard stare of a developer who's survived multiple production outages is worth more than any certification. Nothing teaches you how to handle chaos like watching your carefully crafted code implode spectacularly at 3 AM while executives breathe down your neck. The battle scars of debugging nightmares are basically an unwritten qualification on every senior dev job posting.