When You Check The 'Finished' Project From The Guy Who Bounced Early For Vacation

THE AUDACITY! There you are, thinking your colleague actually finished something before jetting off to sip margaritas on a beach, and what do you find? A LITERAL HOLE IN THE WALL patched with random bricks just SHOVED in there! Not even mortared! Just... existing in a state of pure architectural chaos!

This is the code equivalent of commenting out all the failing tests, slapping a "TODO: Fix later" on critical functions, and then having the absolute NERVE to mark the PR as "Ready for review." The structural integrity of this project is hanging by a thread thinner than my patience on a Monday morning!