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Content A day in the life of me, a humble tech worker 8:00am - Wake up, make coffee 10:00am - open laptop 11:00am - team standup (only meeting) 1:00 pm - nap time 2:00pm - verify automation tests are running 3:00pm - receive 10,000 direct deposit and sign off for the day

Content The page cannot be displayed because an internal server error has occurred on server Asked 9 years ago Modified 3 years, 2 months ago Viewed 183k times I've installed website on my local machine using IIS 7 successfully. But w deployed it on live server, I got the following error: 65 "The page cannot be displayed because an internal server error has occurred" Nothing else. WHAT DOES THE LOGSAY!

The universal developer solution to compiler warnings: just put a decorative plant in front of the screen! Who needs to fix those 43 warnings when strategic foliage placement solves the problem instantly? This is basically the software equivalent of putting tape over your check engine light. Sure, your code might explode in production, but at least your desk looks nicer!

Content WHEN YOU EAVE IT TO RUN FOR A FEW HOURS BUT IT ERRORS OUT 2 MIN AFTER YOU LEAVE

Content "Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in. " - - unknown stahnma

OH. MY. GOD. The audacity of this developer! 💅 When asked how they fixed that nasty bug, they just casually drop "Ostrich algorithm" - which is literally the programming equivalent of shoving your head in the sand and pretending the problem doesn't exist! It's the digital version of putting a piece of tape over your check engine light! The absolute DRAMA of admitting you didn't actually fix anything but just decided the bug was "too rare to care about" is sending me to another dimension. This is peak developer energy - why spend 10 hours fixing something when you can spend 10 seconds ignoring it? *hair flip*