Another Junior Testing In Production

The battle cry of developers who've been through one too many sprint retrospectives where they somehow finished 70 points but now have 100 points remaining. Nothing says "efficiency" like spending 90% of your time in planning meetings about how to reduce meetings. Or using poker cards to estimate work because apparently, software complexity scales exactly like a Texas Hold'em hand. My favorite part is how we pretend story points aren't time measurements while simultaneously tracking velocity. Math is hard when you're busy "grooming" the backlog—a term that should absolutely get you on a watchlist. That pie chart showing 95% planning and 5% work is the most accurate documentation ever produced in an agile environment.

Content Jay Phelps jayphelps Manager: I want our web app to feel more like a native app You: window.onerror window. close; 6:29 AM - Oct 12, 2019 Twitter Web App 2.9K Retweets 12.1K Likes

Content - Linting: 10.0 10.0 -Test coverage: 100 -Git hooks: passed -Peer-review: approved -Documentation: complete -Code: perfectly formatted -Runtime: optimized -Keyboard: dusted -Screen: cleaned -Junk Files: deleted

Content OK so l had 189 errors in code? yes fixed one so now its 188 right? 236 errors found

Content MOcK CALCULATOR CALCULATOR.CALCULATEO SUCCESS MOCK RETURN 5 ASSERT RESULTe5 COMPONENT E2E TESTS 2 UNIT TESTS

Content So, tell me about yourself Error 406: Not accepted I'm web developer! I can show you all basics of the front end! It's so easy!