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The four horsemen of code review: showing someone your code, them laughing at it, you defending it with a serious face, and then the horrifying realization it's already in production. That moment when your colleague points out your nested ternary operators and you're like "Yeah but it works" only to realize later your monstrosity is handling financial transactions for 2 million users. Whoops.

The five stages of grief, but make it programming. That moment when you revisit your code from 24 hours ago and go through shock, denial, confusion, horror, and finally the crushing realization that you wrote that abomination. The best part? You have absolutely zero recollection of your thought process. It's like discovering ancient hieroglyphics except you were the sleep-deprived pharaoh who wrote them. And now you have to decipher your own madness before the sprint review. Good luck explaining to your future self why you thought that 17-nested if-statement was "elegant."

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