The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

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Three years in frontend and you're still just copying CSS from Stack Overflow and praying flexbox behaves today. The meme uses Buzz Lightyear trapped in his own helmet to represent that beautiful paradox where you've got "experience" on your resume but you're still trapped in tutorial hell, fighting with CSS centering, and wondering if you should've just learned backend instead. The self-aware smile says it all—you know exactly what you signed up for, and you're still here, still Googling "how to center a div" like it's day one.

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