The Four Pillars Of Programming Survival

Content The one true JavaScript exception handler. ;) try something catch(e) window.location.href "http:stackoverflow.comsearch?qjs" e.message;

Content rwebdev 4 154 168 1, Share shauntmw2 2 3h full-stack Boss: I'd like to add a button in this screen, when clicked, will generate a report of xxxxxx and email it to me and the managers. Tech Lead: We don't have a reporting feature for this module yet, it'll take at least a month. Boss: Why? I don't need a reporting feature. Just a button! Reply 4 100 J

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The AUDACITY of the debugging hierarchy! 🧠✨ First level: Asking your friend to help debug - basic brain activity, nothing special, YAWN. Second level: Posting on StackOverflow - your brain is LITERALLY GLOWING with enlightenment as you prepare to be judged by the coding gods! But the FINAL BOSS LEVEL? Tweeting directly at the creator of JavaScript about your trivial HTML linking problem?! COSMIC BRAIN EXPLOSION! 💥 And Brendan Eich's response? "Show the html please." Not even a question mark. The sheer restraint! The man who invented an entire language just asked to see your code with the enthusiasm of someone ordering plain toast.

This is the most accurate relationship status for developers I've ever seen. Who needs dating apps when you've got Stack Overflow? Just frantically copy-pasting random solutions while muttering "please work, please work" like some desperate code wizard performing a ritual. The debugging equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping something sticks. We've all been there at 3 AM, surrounded by empty coffee cups, blindly trusting strangers on the internet more than our own judgment. It's not debugging—it's digital prayer.

That moment of existential crisis when you realize you're either training your replacement or your future headache. Nothing like wondering if this new dev will be the one who actually reads documentation or just another copy-paste warrior who'll break production with Stack Overflow solutions. The real question isn't whether they're smart—it's whether you'll spend the next six months fixing their "creative interpretations" of your codebase.