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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of this regex wizard! 🧙‍♂️ Writing regex without Googling is basically the programming equivalent of performing open-heart surgery blindfolded while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls! Even the prison guard is SHOOK to his core! This isn't just a 10X engineer—this is a PSYCHOPATH with supernatural powers who probably also remembers all their passwords and doesn't cry when merging conflicts. The rest of us mortals are over here frantically copy-pasting from Stack Overflow like it's oxygen, and this mad genius is out here FREESTYLE REGEX-ING?! I need to lie down.

Content When you post a question on Stack Overflow to fix a critical bug, but nobody responds and your post starts receiving upvotes EME (chuckles) I'm in danger. imgfip.com

Content You know there is no hope when it's the only answer on StackOverflow I'm having the same issue, any updates? Share Improve this answer Follow

Content Software developers don't spend 8-12 continuous hours at their desk pumping out code every single day. Sure knowing how to code is a necessity in their profession. However, there's requirements to understand. Meetings to attend. Actual human interaction that happens almost as frequently as when they're writing code depending on the company and framework. You have just described run of the mill mediocre coders. Those are a dime a dozen and are easily replaceable and not worth hiring at all based on Elon Musks standards. An elite coder would be someone like John Carmack who would literally spend all day and night coding for months to ship a game. He or she would know all the ins and out of the full stack including both software and hardware and networking. They would build state of the art technology in months when experts thought it would be impossible. And in the end they would ship game after game after game with a team of 6. In this case, replace game with twitter features.

Content Most people rejected His message. You wouldn't need Stack Overflow so much if you read the documentation Shut up! ProgrammerH They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. io Gal. 4:16

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