Knowing Which Code

Content Udemy: Become Full Stack developer in 15 days Me After 90 days: vuva.krishna.memes Those bastards lied to me

Reaching out for help online is like playing Russian roulette with your self-esteem. You extend your hopeful little arms toward that bright yellow orb of knowledge, only to be intercepted by some rage-fueled keyboard warrior who calls your code "an abomination against computer science" before suggesting you delete your GitHub account and take up gardening instead. The best part? Their "help" is usually a cryptic one-liner that solves nothing but somehow makes you feel like you've failed at life. Welcome to programming, where the community is simultaneously the best and worst thing about it!

Content WHAT KIND OF DEV ARE YOU? New School copy paste from ChatGPT Old School copy paste from StackOverflow Ancient DEV copy paste from documentation ANCESTRAL DEV copy paste from man page NEOLITHIC DEV Copy paste from README text file

Prison scene: two inmates chatting. The smaller one confesses, "I wrote a regex without Googling." The muscular inmate's reaction? Pure shock: "DUDE. WTF?!" Writing regex from memory is basically the developer equivalent of claiming you can disarm a nuclear bomb blindfolded. Even senior devs with 20 years of experience still copy-paste that email validation pattern. The confidence required to manually craft those cryptic `/^[a-zA-Z0-9]+$/` monstrosities without Stack Overflow backup? Absolutely terrifying.

Content So, Bob, why should we hire you? That's a stupid question WELCOME ABOARD! stackoverflow Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Content When the part of your code doesn't work so you replace it with code you found from the StackOverflow THEME SELECTION