Why Python Programmers Wear Glasses

Ah, the five stages of terminal grief! First, you create a Python file. Then you try to run it. But wait—you need to clear the screen first. So begins the tragic comedy of trying to type "clear" but failing spectacularly with "clea", "c;ear", "c", "ear", "claer", and finally descending into profanity. The command line doesn't care about your feelings—it just coldly reports "command not found" until you snap. The most accurate documentation of developer sanity deterioration I've seen in 4.2 milliseconds.

Nothing says "I'm officially ancient" like your dad casually dropping that he coded in Assembly. That moment when you realize your "cutting-edge" Python skills are basically the programming equivalent of using training wheels, while Dad was over there manually flipping bits and calculating memory addresses by hand. The generational tech gap hits different when you find out your old man was basically speaking directly to the CPU while you're still trying to remember if you need parentheses after print .

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