Why Python Programmers Wear Glasses

Content ARE YOU DOING PROGRAMMING FOR FUN? YEAH. I LOVE BEING MENTALLY CHALLENGED. WELL I'M GLAD YOU'VE COME TO TERMS WITH IT. THANKS! -Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Programm mor. io

Content 1 want to test you with the turing test Id be happy to participate in the Turing test! However, please note that I am a machine learning model and not a human being. The Turing test is designed to determine whether a computer can exhibit human-like intelligence in conversation, so while I will do my best to simulate human-like responses, I cannot guarantee that I will be able to fool you into thinking that I am human. Nonetheless, I look forward to our conversation! Okay, you start Great! Hello there! How are you doing today? d Q Not bad, how are you? As an Al language model, I don't have feelings or emotions, but I'm functioning properly and ready to assist you in any way I can. How can I help you today? A Q You have failed the turing test

Content Java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION APPROXIMATE 40 Hrsweek HOURS PER WEEK COMPENSATION Paid TYPE DURATION 6 Months QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting language that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images Employer Profile based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors. Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end-users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements, improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing. Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically say, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Viseo. The ability to pay close attention to detail, develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for JavaScript, also known as Java for short

Content years ago My goal: 'To become a python guru in the next 6 months!' 1 137 REPLY Hide replies - 2 years ago REPLY How's it been going so far? 12 years ago 1 switched to java. 142 years ago REPLY why REPLY 10 12 years ago REPLY 1 year ago you are fucking stupid assholl!!! Python is the Best!!! TRAITOR 13 gI REPLY

Content python 10192020 hey guys why am I getting an Syntax error on line 14? document .queryselector ("button"). addEventListener ("cLick", (e)- (code censored for privacy reasons) ProarammerHumor in

Ah, the universal law of shopping carts - three C++ wheels zooming along at lightning speed while that one Python wheel drags behind like it's contemplating the meaning of life. The perfect metaphor for every developer's mixed-language project where everything runs blazingly fast until that one interpreted language joins the party. Python's just there like "Sorry guys, still unpacking those list comprehensions!" No matter how elegant your architecture, there's always that one component determined to remind you that not everything needs to execute at compile-time efficiency.