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Joe just committed the cardinal sin of programming discussions—questioning naming conventions that make absolutely no sense. Despite JavaScript having nothing to do with Java, nobody bats an eye, but suggest "PythonScript" and suddenly you're being vaporized by government agencies. The programming world runs on arbitrary traditions that we all silently agree never to question. One day you're wondering why CSS isn't called "HTMLStyle," the next you're being monitored by men in black suits because you've seen too much.

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The multilingual dad joke of programming has arrived! The punchline works on two perfect levels - Python devs literally "can't C" because they code in Python, not C, and they need glasses because they can't see. Meanwhile, C# developers are sitting in the corner wondering why they never get invited to these pun parties. The smug look in the second panel really sells it - that's the face of someone who just committed the perfect programming crime and has zero regrets.

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