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Content -40 Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called "hardware'; those that you can only curse at are called software." - Anonymous

Content Oscar Godson oscargodson Engineering Manager: "How long do you think this will take? " My brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: "Shouldn't take too long"

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Ah, the recruiter who's shocked that someone answers the phone like a normal human instead of reciting their entire LinkedIn profile. Same energy as those senior devs who expect junior applicants to solve a red-black tree algorithm while standing on one foot before saying "hello." The irony is delicious - a recruiter who probably cold-calls 50 people a day is suddenly offended that someone doesn't answer with a rehearsed speech. Next they'll want us to answer Slack messages with our full name, title, and a statement of purpose. Pro tip: If you're expecting a specific call, maybe save the number in your contacts? Technology is amazing that way. But what do I know, I've only been answering phones with "hello" for 20 years while somehow managing to hold down a job.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this poor game dev! 😱 Released a $2 game that's basically a digital dumpster fire with more bugs than features, and then has the NERVE to stand there like "this is fine" while Steam reviews are burning the game to the ground! 🔥 The game's so unfinished it has achievements for content that doesn't exist, difficulty levels that aren't implemented, and balance issues that would make a see-saw with an elephant on one end look stable! And yet there they stand, wrapped in their Dark Souls cosplay, completely oblivious to the catastrophe they've unleashed upon humanity! The best part? The "$2 game" caption at the bottom - as if the price somehow excuses shipping what's essentially a beta labeled as a full release. Honey, even at $2, players expect a GAME, not a collection of broken promises with a Steam page! 💅

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