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Content You -I need to write a simple C program to read a file. Can you help? Stackoverflow -Why do you even need to read a file? - Here's a python script to do it. Just tweak it a little. - Check out this open source 3rdparty. I use it to compose poems and play chess, and it has 18 dependencies. But you can read a file with it. - Not enough information. We can't tell you how to write 2 lines of code without full business description of your project.

Someone just wrote a Python loop that prints "hip hip" and "hooray" alternately and called it "amazing." That's the coding equivalent of discovering fire in 2023. The code increments a counter and checks if it's odd or even - printing "hip hip" for odd numbers and "hooray" for even ones. The real kicker? The variable 'n' isn't even initialized before they start adding to it. Absolute madlad behavior. Seven years of coding experience and I'm still waiting for my "amazing" badge for writing a basic if-else statement.

Content Marko 4 Denic denicmarko STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING 17:12 07 May 20 Twitter Web App

Content PYTHON THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY." ASSEMBLY DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO REDEFINE EVERY WORD IN THE ENGUISH LANGUAGE? JAVA I'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS GREAT, BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING GARBAGE C UNIX SHELL I ASKED FOR ONE COPY, NOT FOUR HUNDRED. I DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO READ TUS. LATEX YOUR PAPER MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE, BUT IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER LAD EYES ON. HTML THIS IS A FLOWER POT

The eternal triangle of programming language drama, except one side is literally just a hybrid nobody asked for. Java and Python are out here living their best lives with massive communities and endless job postings, while Jython is sitting in the corner like "remember me? I let you run Python on the JVM!" Jython is that awkward middle child trying to bridge Java and Python together, combining the "write once, debug everywhere" philosophy of Java with Python's syntax. The problem? It's stuck on Python 2.7 (yes, you read that right), making it about as relevant as a floppy disk drive in 2024. The real kicker is how everyone's fighting over Java vs Python while Jython is desperately waving its hands like "I'm both! Love me!" Spoiler alert: nobody does. When you want Java's performance, you use Java. When you want Python's simplicity, you use Python. When you want both? You probably just use microservices and call it a day.

Content There's a repo on Github containing some scripts used by a tech employee that his coworkers discovered after he left the company. Here's a summary of his shenanigans: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xXx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those Reply 4 10.3k J