What's the thing with developers and rebuilding everything themselves?

Oh honey, you did NOT just ask about dynamically naming variables in a loop! 💀 The crowd went from "aww, cute newbie with a question" to "GET THE PITCHFORKS" faster than you can say "global variable." It's like walking into a vegan restaurant and asking for the best way to cook a steak! Dynamic variable names are programming's forbidden fruit - technically possible in some languages but will get you EXCOMMUNICATED from the developer community. Next time just sacrifice your firstborn code repository instead - it'll be less painful than facing that angry mob!

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of those mythical beings who can just GLANCE at code and instantly grasp its entire functionality! 😱 The meme shows the GLORIOUS transformation from confused normie to absolute CODING DEITY - complete with sunglasses because your eyes need PROTECTION when you've achieved such enlightenment! The rest of us mere mortals are still stuck in the top panels, squinting desperately at the same function for 45 minutes before giving up and running it to see what happens. Who needs documentation when you're basically a programming PSYCHIC?!

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