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Japanese train stations 🤝 programmers: indexing from zero. While normal humans count from 1, this train platform proudly displays platforms 0 and 1 for the Shinonoi Line, proving that somewhere, a developer was definitely in charge of the numbering system. The non-tech folks probably wonder why they can't just use normal numbers like civilized people, but we know better. Arrays start at 0, platforms start at 0, life starts at 0. It's the natural order of things if you've spent enough time staring at code until your eyes bleed.

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Content Ali Spittel CodeLand ASpittel Why would you ever spend a few minutes reading the documentation when you can spend a few hours randomly trying things? 10:55 AM 23 Jul 19 TweetDeck 206 Retweets 1,217 Likes 17

GASP! The tragic romance that could never be! Visual Studio Code and JetBrains IDEs - separated by subscription fees and keyboard shortcuts that would make Shakespeare weep! Their love is doomed from the start! He, a free-spirited VS Code boy with his extensions and open-source charm. She, a sophisticated JetBrains girl with her premium features and superior code completion. Their families (Microsoft and JetBrains) would NEVER approve! Developers around the world are forced to choose sides in this heart-wrenching IDE war. The RAM usage alone would destroy any computer brave enough to run them both simultaneously! A modern tragedy in silicon and syntax! 💔

The evolutionary scale of iteration methods, as told by expanding brain memes. For loops? That's entry-level stuff any bootcamp grad can handle. While loops? Slightly more sophisticated, you're starting to think about conditions rather than just counting. Recursion? Now you're cooking with gas—calling a function within itself like some kind of code inception. But map and lambda functions? That's functional programming enlightenment right there. The kind of code that makes junior devs stare blankly while senior devs nod approvingly before muttering "elegant solution" under their breath. Just remember: with great power comes great stack overflow... and I don't mean the website.

Content christina zhu cszhu STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL Javascript Haskell is INTRIGUING 9:25 AM Sep 6, 2019 Twitter Web App 4.8K Retweets 19.4K Likes