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Content Normal programmers: for(int i 0; i 10; i) Python programmers: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

C++ and Python walk into a bar. C++ asks Python its name, then immediately regrets the question when it realizes they're both programming languages with logos. Python starts crashing with segmentation faults while C++ descends into memory address hell. In the end, all Python can say is... "Python!" Meanwhile, C++ is still trying to print a string through 19 layers of pointer dereferencing. Just another day in language compatibility theater.

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Listen, there are certain sacred traditions in coding that you just don't question. Using i and j as loop variables isn't a choice—it's practically written in the ancient scrolls of computer science. Passed down from the FORTRAN elders to every generation since. Try using pancake and waffle as your nested loop variables during a code review and watch your senior dev have an existential crisis. The programming gods will smite you with merge conflicts for the rest of eternity. Sure, we could use more descriptive variable names, but that would be... reasonable? And we can't have that. IT'S THE LAW!

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