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I thought this belonged here

I thought this belonged here | server-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
server-memes, fix-memes, servers-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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IT Alignments Lawful Good Makes a ticket for you before working on your issue. Neutral Good Fixes it for you, but asks you to make a ticket afterward for tracking purposes Chaotic Good Fixes it for you with NO TRACKING AT ALL Lawful Neutral Refuses to work on your issue without a ticket. To do otherwise would be anarchy. Neutral Fixes all issues in the order they came in regardiess of pressure or bribery. Your emergency is not IT’s emergency. Chaotic Neutral Fixes it for you if you bring in a good bribe, like bacon or cookie. Lawful Evil Forces you to make a ticket and then asks you to justify why your issue is more important than every other ticket. V Neutral Evil May or may not fix your issue, since obviously the real problem here is you, not your computer. Chaotic Evil Fixes your issue quickly and cheerfully and then tells the CEO that the servers went down because you were wasting IT’s time with your petty problems.