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Content Hey what's this code? PythonScript? Yeah It's PythonScript, a new programming language l've created So it must be based on Python? Yeah! Well, not really. OK, so it's a totally different language which has nothing to do with Python but you named it PythonScript to add to general levels confusion in the web community? Exactly PythonScript is like Python in the same way that JavaScript is like Java! CommitStrip.com