Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of spending 4 HOURS writing a script instead of suffering through 3 hours of mind-numbing manual labor! 💅 The DRAMA of it all - spending an EXTRA HOUR just to avoid clicking the same button 5,000 times like some sort of digital hamster on a wheel! But honey, that's not wasted time - that's an INVESTMENT in your sanity and future laziness. The script will be there tomorrow, but those 3 hours of your life? GONE FOREVER. Besides, what kind of self-respecting developer manually does ANYTHING that could be automated? The HORROR!

The IQ bell curve showing people on both extremes making the same syntax error is peak programming culture. The average coders (IQ 100) are sweating bullets over missing semicolons, while both the "barely functioning" and "genius" programmers are casually making the same mistake. Meanwhile, the employed dev at the bottom is completely lost—like when a senior dev walks into a room of junior devs arguing about whether tabs or spaces are superior. That magical moment when you realize some people are overthinking simple syntax while others have transcended to worrying about actual problems.

Content CPython PolyglotPolygamist Monogamy isn't for everyone Based on my answer to Execute Prints Backwards. define def main()0? define print printf( define return 0))); def main): print "Python", print ", I love you much more than print "C" return main; Output, when run as C: C, I love you much more than Python Output, when run as Python: Python, I love you much more than C

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME 1 DO ONE 'PUSH-UP .I DO ONE PUSH-UP. JESUS CHRIST. SHEN COMIX

The eternal language war in one image! Python's like that chill friend who's all "No worries about those exceptions, bro! Just wrap it in some parentheses and we're good!" Meanwhile, Java's sitting there with its strict typing and explicit exception handling like "Are you KIDDING ME right now?!" This is basically the programming equivalent of asking someone how they're doing - Python says "it's fine" when the house is literally on fire, while Java's having a complete existential breakdown over a missing semicolon. The duality of developer life in one perfect meme.