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Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

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Left side: The poor soul who actually tries to use VS Code's built-in debugger, setting breakpoints, watching variables, and stepping through code like some kind of responsible developer. Right side: The enlightened being who just dumps random gibberish to the console and somehow triangulates the bug's location through pure chaos. No time for proper debugging when you can just print("kljrijeghrophrt"); and ctrl+F your way to salvation. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that proper debugging tools are for people with deadlines that aren't "yesterday." The rest of us are just out here keyboard-smashing our way through production issues while the senior architect is in another meeting about agile transformation.

Ah, the classic developer's dilemma: face the eldritch horror of writing a regex pattern or suffer the consequences. The guy's expression says it all—he'd rather draw half the deck than attempt to craft a regular expression that actually works. And honestly? Smart move. Writing regex is like trying to perform brain surgery while blindfolded and using chopsticks. Sure, some regex wizards exist, but for the rest of us mortals, we're just one character away from accidentally matching the entire internet or nothing at all. The true skill is knowing when to just take the 25 cards and preserve your sanity.

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