From Python Paradise To Pointer Purgatory

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Content 1 import IncrediblySpecificModule IncrediblySpecificModule.doTheThing ()

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Someone really looked at the word "faux" (fake) and said "yeah, let me name my function that increments by 1 as 'fake X' because I'm FANCY like that." Meanwhile, the function literally does the OPPOSITE of being fake—it's doing exactly what it says on the tin! The chaotic energy of naming your decrement function "bar" while your increment function gets a whole French identity crisis is just *chef's kiss*. Like, commit to the bit or don't, but this half-French, half-whatever naming convention is sending me straight to variable name hell. This is what happens when you learn Python while watching Emily in Paris. Très dramatique! 💅