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Oh look, an executive order for the MATLAB developers! The age-old religious war between array indexing at 0 vs 1 just got a new contender. While C, JavaScript, and Python devs start counting from 0 like sensible humans following computer memory offset logic, and MATLAB/R folks start at 1 like mathematical purists, here comes the decree that 2 is somehow the ultimate starting index. Next up: semicolons are now optional but randomly required, and all loops must be written backwards. The compiler will decide if your code runs based on its mood that day.

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The IQ bell curve showing people on both extremes making the same syntax error is peak programming culture. The average coders (IQ 100) are sweating bullets over missing semicolons, while both the "barely functioning" and "genius" programmers are casually making the same mistake. Meanwhile, the employed dev at the bottom is completely lost—like when a senior dev walks into a room of junior devs arguing about whether tabs or spaces are superior. That magical moment when you realize some people are overthinking simple syntax while others have transcended to worrying about actual problems.