Christmas Tree

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When you try to print a Christmas tree in Python but forget how nested loops work. Someone wrote for i in range(5): print("*") expecting a beautiful triangular tree, but instead got five sad asterisks stacked vertically like the world's most depressing Christmas decoration. The photo shows exactly what this code produces in real life: a pathetically tall, skinny "tree" that's basically just a decorated stick leaning against the wall. Pro tip: You need nested loops and some string multiplication to build an actual tree shape. But hey, at least this one fits in small apartments.

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