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Finally, someone built what we've all been waiting for: a command prompt that forces you to watch YouTube ads before executing commands. Because nothing says "productivity" like waiting through a 30-second unskippable ad about crypto wallets before you can run npm dev . Next innovation: a compiler that requires you to subscribe to their newsletter before it fixes your syntax errors.

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The universal programmer's defense mechanism in its natural habitat. First comes the suggestion that code might be the problem, followed immediately by the instinctive denial that echoes through cubicles worldwide. The irony? It's always a software issue... right after you've spent hours swearing it couldn't possibly be. That moment of realization usually hits around commit #47 when you discover that semicolon you deleted "because it looked funny."