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Content Follow my boss's advice to have "no jokes in code" Naming my StringBuilder object "bob TheBuilder"

Content SOI STRUCTURED QUERTLANGUAGE SEQUEL STABENICOM

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer drama in four panels! 😒 Panel 1-3: Developer with dead-inside eyes listening to someone complain about their favorite programming language. Panel 4: ABSOLUTE RAGE EXPLOSION when they hear "then don't use it" - because HOW DARE YOU suggest a simple solution when I've committed my entire personality to hating this language?! The audacity! The betrayal! I didn't spend 7 years crafting elaborate rants about PHP/JavaScript/Python just to be told I could simply... not use it? *faints dramatically*

Content When all the tasks are already allocated in the sprint to better programmers.. yuva.krishna.memes Holy Christ, there's nothing left

Content When I wrote this code, only god I understood what it did. Now... only god knows.

Content HOW IT FEELS AFTER DOWNVOTING EVERY SINGLE ODDEVEN FUNGTION COST Taint much, but it's honest work