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Software engineers crying about data standards while data engineers are out here like "You guys have standards?" The unholy amalgamation of JSON wrapped in XML with a sprinkle of Markdown is just Tuesday for us. Single quotes, double quotes, dates formatted as MM/DD/YYYY or "Last Thursday-ish" - doesn't matter. After 5 years of parsing whatever nightmare format the client sends, you develop a certain... immunity. Standards are just what happens to other people.

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Content me: love computers! love coding! this is my greatest passion me after 5 hours of coding:

Content I MADE THIS YoU THIS ChatGPT StackOverflow - MADE THIS I MADE THIS YoU MADE THIS programmer I MADE THIS MADE THIS YoU MADE THIS StackOverflow I MADE THIS

Content ME My Code.Doing Exactly WhaT I'M TELLING IT TO DO

The ultimate job security hack: be so utterly useless that even AI doesn't want your position! When your only contribution to the codebase is comments like "// TODO: fix this later" and your Git commits consist mainly of whitespace changes, you've achieved immortality in the corporate hierarchy. The sweet irony of being simultaneously worthless yet irreplaceable is the tech industry's greatest paradox. That guy's walking away with a smile because he just realized his strategy of writing completely undocumented spaghetti code for the last five years wasn't laziness—it was career insurance!