Whoever said HTML never killed anyone was lying

Who needs actual therapy when you can just name your Python script thera.py ? It's cheaper, and unlike real therapists, it only judges your code, not your life choices. The perfect solution for developers who'd rather debug their code than their emotions. File extensions: solving mental health issues one pun at a time.

Developers will complain about a whisper-quiet cooling fan but then happily type on a mechanical keyboard that sounds like a miniature jackhammer demolishing concrete at 3 AM. The cognitive dissonance is magnificent. The same person who files a warranty claim over a barely audible fan hum will spend $200 on a keyboard specifically engineered to wake the neighbors.

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Content When you are paid per line of code: RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!

Content We develop a program for our clients Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs It is according to the requirements but has lots of bugs Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs

Content SAYING JAVA IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WORKS ON ALL OPERATING SYSTEMS IS LIKE SAYING ANAL SEX IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WORKS ON ALL GENDERS MEMESIL CON