Whoever said HTML never killed anyone was lying

Found the psychopath who codes in light mode! Next you'll tell us you use spaces instead of tabs and don't have strong opinions about bracket placement. The dark mode tribe has spoken - your retinas are clearly made of adamantium and your soul is suspiciously cheerful. The rest of us basement-dwelling code goblins will continue hissing at the sun and embracing our vampire-friendly IDEs, thank you very much.

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The AUDACITY of programming courses! First panel: "Here's a cute little automatic transmission for class" - so basic a toddler could drive it. Second panel: "Now for homework, try this fancy manual stick shift" - slightly challenging but manageable. Third panel: "FOR THE EXAM? SURPRISE! We expect you to pilot an ENTIRE SPACECRAFT with 500 unlabeled buttons and no instruction manual!" The educational equivalent of asking someone to build a nuclear reactor after teaching them how to change a light bulb. The difficulty curve isn't a curve—it's a VERTICAL WALL OF DOOM!

Trying to learn Python by talking to its native speakers like... Look, we've all been there. Teacher says "immerse yourself in the language" and suddenly you're in a bathroom trying to have a conversation with a literal snake. Same energy as when the senior dev tells you to "just read the documentation" for a codebase that was last updated during the Bush administration. The first Bush.

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When you try to optimize your life with computer science algorithms but reality hits different. Binary search requires your life to be sorted first—you know, organized, stable, having your stuff together. Spoiler alert: most of us are living in O(n²) chaos. The brutal honesty here is *chef's kiss*. You can't just slap efficient algorithms onto a messy existence and expect miracles. It's like trying to use a hash map when your keys are all undefined. The monkey's deadpan delivery of "your life isn't sorted" is the kind of existential debugging message nobody wants to see but everyone needs to hear. Pro tip: Before implementing any O(log n) life improvements, make sure to run a quick isSorted() check on your existence. Otherwise you're just gonna get undefined behavior and segfaults in your happiness.