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God really looked at the human body specs and said "ship it." Appendix? Serves no purpose and randomly tries to kill you. Wisdom teeth? Grow in sideways and cause agony. Knees? Start failing at 30. Lower back? Good luck with that after sitting at your desk for 8 hours debugging production.
The team that designed our immune system is getting the bonus—mostly works, fights off threats, pretty solid. But whoever architected the spine, reproductive system pain management, and the fact that we can bite our own tongues? Fired. Immediately. No severance package.
It's like someone merged a feature branch without code review and now we're all stuck with the technical debt. At least the brain team delivered something decent, even if it does have that weird bug where you remember every embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago at 3 AM.
