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GPT knows about seahorse emojis in theory but can't actually show you one because it doesn't have access to the Unicode library or emoji rendering. It's like a database admin who knows exactly where your data is stored but forgot their password. The ultimate knowledge-without-demonstration paradox.

OH. MY. GOD. The most DRAMATIC change in human history! Can you spot the difference? NEITHER CAN I! 😱 Programmers during quarantine living their EXACT SAME LIVES as before because we were ALREADY social distancing with our beloved screens! While the world burned and toilet paper became currency, developers just kept typing away in the same chair, same posture, same dead-inside expression. The pandemic's biggest plot twist? Absolutely NOTHING changed for us code monkeys! Our natural habitat remained undisturbed - just us and our eternal relationship with that blinking cursor. The rest of humanity finally got to experience our daily reality!

Remember when AWK was actually used for text processing instead of just being that weird command in Stack Overflow answers? The existential crisis is real. This poor utility is having a mid-career breakdown after realizing its entire existence has been reduced to "print columns" by junior devs who have no idea about its pattern scanning and processing language capabilities. Like finding out your PhD is only being used to open beer bottles. The robot's face at the end is every senior engineer watching new grads discover grep for the first time.

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