Which One Of Them Would You Hire

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Content I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO THE PERSON THAT TAUGHT ME Me how to code BS B.S. C.S. SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN 1 AINT TALKING ABOUT YOU Stack overflow BS. 297 SRGRAFO

Content I hate C 1 use PHP! Won't this thing ever EVOLVE? I'm trying but he doesn't want to. All of the other languages are to hard for me!

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Content Example of GPT-4 visual input: User What is funny about this image? Describe it panel by panel. Source: https:www.reddit.comrhmmmcommentsubabSvhmmm GPT-4 The image shows a package for a "Lightning Cable" adapter with three panels. Panel 1: A smartphone with a VGA connector (a large, blue, 15-pin con- nector typically used for computer monitors) plugged into its charging port. Panel 2: The package for the "Lightning Cable" adapter with a picture of a VGA connector on it. Panel 3: A close-up of the VGA connector with a small Lightning con- nector (used for charging iPhones and other Apple devices) at the end. The humor in this image comes from the absurdity of plugging a large, outdated VGA connector into a small, modern smartphone charging port.

Finally, a policy everyone in tech can get behind! The meme brilliantly captures the collective trauma of every developer who's ever had to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard while some senior engineer watches with folded arms. LeetCode questions are basically the tech industry's hazing ritual - "Sure you built three successful apps, but can you solve this completely irrelevant algorithm puzzle in O(log n) time?" If this executive order were real, developers everywhere would be throwing their whiteboard markers into the air like graduation caps. The greatest humanitarian achievement of our time would be freeing junior devs from explaining dynamic programming to people who already know the answer.