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Content Me watching the over-enthusiastic new employee discuss new ways to improve the existing code base TheSarcasticKobra

Content venus naksinc Let me merge or I swear I'll fucking kill us both 82918, 12:05 PM 24.9K Retweets 74.8K Likes love how this could either be about driving or using excel Source: 72.790 notes D Devs on GitHub :

Content JEFFY, WHERE'S DADDY? YAY WHeeleRe's Mommy? YAY OKAY, JEFFY WHERE'S (Pv5?

Content Location Anywhere Contract Length 2 months Responsibilities You're expected to develop a game from scratch. All the required assets are available. Few of the assets has to be downloaded from Unreal Marketplace. Need someone who can tackle problems if any. Game genre- ARPG Work- 1. Attributes 2. Perks 3. Melee and ranged combat system 4. Animal riding system 5. Dialogue system 6. Quest system 7. Saveload system 8. Enemy Al 9. XP and level up 10. Implementing sounds, vtxparticles, animations, UIHUD 11. Main menu 12. Swimming system 13. FPS improvementoptimization Person with knowledge of beyond Programming is a better plus. If liked, can be hired for future works as well. Budget- 5,000

Content When you install an IDE, what's the first thing you do? Bravo Six, going dark.

Ah, the classic binary worldview of a programmer who's had enough of string comparisons! This enum brilliantly reduces all possible human responses to their purest form: Yes = 1 and No = 0 . What makes this extra hilarious is the excessive documentation for something so painfully obvious. Three lines of XML comments just to explain "Yes" and "No" is peak developer overkill. It's like writing a 20-page manual for a light switch. The cherry on top? The file history showing "0 authors, 0 changes" - as if this masterpiece of simplification materialized from the void itself, requiring no human intervention. It's code that writes itself because it's just that obvious!