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Starting a new coding project is like the top panel—stoic, methodical, calm. "I'll follow best practices. I'll document everything." Two hours later, you're in the bottom panel—screaming at your monitor because your perfectly reasonable code is throwing 47 errors and the Stack Overflow answer from 2011 just made things worse. The transformation from "I'm a professional engineer" to "WHY WON'T YOU COMPILE, YOU STUPID MACHINE?!" happens faster than your IDE can autocomplete.

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Oh look, it's the 2038 problem in action! When you store time as a signed 32-bit integer, you're basically giving your system an expiration date of January 19, 2038. After that? Total digital apocalypse. The poor guy is staring at a calendar showing both December 1901 and January 2038 because his phone just time-traveled to the edges of its numerical universe. When that integer counter maxes out, systems will wrap around to negative numbers—hello 1901, goodbye sanity! Somewhere, a COBOL programmer is muttering "Y2K was just a practice round."