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Content Figure 1: We will be using this rectangle to demonstrate each function. The three most common 2D transformations. Scaling Translation Rotation

Content A stack overflow answer from 2 decades ago with 1 upvote Do you trust me? Me, who's new to programming With every cell of my body.

Content The human brain is amazing. It functions 247 from the day we're born and only stops when you're writing code or speaking to someone attractive

The holy war of operating systems continues unabated. First, we've got Winnie the Pooh showing his progression from "meh" about Windows to sophisticated gentleman for Linux, then suddenly turning feral for macOS. Then the second image delivers the punchline - the bell curve of intelligence showing that both the lowest and highest IQ developers prefer Mac for its "user-friendliness," while the average devs in the middle are divided between Windows zealots preaching "freedom and compatibility" and Linux users who don't even need to justify their superiority complex. After 15 years in this industry, I've realized we're all just chimps with keyboards arguing about which banana tastes better while our IDEs crash regardless of platform.

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Content My manager talking about oncoming projects in sprint planning My trying to enjoy my video game