When Your Debug Statements Expose Your Maturity Level

Code review Bad practices Production code Easter-eggs Pranks Elixir Phoenix Logger

Programming Debugging Backend Ruby

2 months ago 177,871 views 0 shares

When Your Debug Statements Expose Your Maturity Level

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When your senior dev reviews your Elixir/Phoenix code and finds that sneaky logger statement you forgot to remove before pushing to production. The classic "Dose nuts fit in your mouth?" joke hidden in a Phoenix controller action is the programming equivalent of leaving a whoopee cushion on the CTO's chair. And let's be honest, no AI is going to understand why that's both hilarious and a career-limiting move.

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