When you report an issue, assign it to yourself and then review and approve your own PR

Software engineers crying about data standards while data engineers are out here like "You guys have standards?" The unholy amalgamation of JSON wrapped in XML with a sprinkle of Markdown is just Tuesday for us. Single quotes, double quotes, dates formatted as MM/DD/YYYY or "Last Thursday-ish" - doesn't matter. After 5 years of parsing whatever nightmare format the client sends, you develop a certain... immunity. Standards are just what happens to other people.

Content Give me the mouse. But I'm nothing without the mouse! If you're nothing without the mouse, then you shouldn't have it.

Content Version History 9.6 We flew too close to the sun. This update contains bug fixes and performance improvements. 1w ago 9.4.1 1m ago We've done it. This version is the perfect app. All future changes will be hubris moving us further from the ideal.

Content Hackers in movies after slapping their keyboard for 3.7 seconds: S

Content me: love working on hobby projects in my free time companies: coding in your free time is a job requirement well now I am not doing it

Content CHOP CHOP AARGH WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD ? WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP? THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH. THiS IS BRIDGE GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.