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Content CPU: predicts wrong execution branch This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 nanoseconds

The VS Code startup screen - where beginners stare in awe at a splash screen that's basically just ASCII art mountains with a logo. Meanwhile, the rest of us disabled that nonsense years ago because those 0.8 seconds could be spent contemplating our life choices. Nothing says "I'm new here" like being impressed by decorative dots.

Content If I can't hit you with the hammer.. Then I'll hit the hammer with you! tygermama Thanos: Creative Problem Solver

Content ARGUING WITH A DEVELOPER WITH 20 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE WHEN I'M STILL 20 YEARS OLD

Content Kids, violence is never the answer arrays start at 1

Content Select a card to play. The black card for last round was: What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? Pretend You're Xyzzy Confirm Selection The previous round was won by SeeSharp. A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory. Pretend You're Xyzzy 20 27 Dynamic memory allocation. Pretend You're Xyzzy Keeping Christ in Christmas. Pretend You're Xyzzy