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When someone says "Please follow protocol," normal people think of rules and procedures. But programmers? We immediately start wondering which protocol they're talking about! This meme brilliantly captures that moment with a menacing character surrounded by a chaotic swarm of networking and communication protocols - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, and many more. It's like the programmer's brain going into overdrive: "You want me to follow protocol? WHICH ONE OF THESE DEMONS DO YOU MEAN?!" The irony is perfect - while most people use "protocol" in a general sense, programmers live in a world where we juggle dozens of specific technical protocols daily. And let's be honest, choosing the wrong one can absolutely turn you into that terrifying creature in the image when your system inevitably crashes and burns. 😂

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THE TRAGEDY! She wants to be the : in his code, but he codes in Python where indentation rules and colons break hearts! In any other language, they could've had their semicolon love story, but Python said NOT TODAY, SWEETHEART! Her dreams of being an essential syntax character CRUSHED by whitespace significance. A romance DOOMED by language choice! The ultimate star-crossed lovers of programming syntax!