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Content Kyle Shook Front-end dev for hire V elyktrix Don't add a programming language to your skills list after watching a 15-minute video on it. 6:41 AM 22 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 100 Likes 17 James Tucker tuckerdev 2h Replying to elyktrix Yes wait until you've written hello world 2 19 Kyle Shook Front-end dev for... 2h V At least

Content Sergey Karayev sergeykarayev The future: Write emails with bullet points, which an Al assistant automatically expands into beautiful long text. Read emails by having an Al assistant summarize long-ass text into bullet points..

Content Bill Gross V BillGross In the "I'm getting old" department... a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D- printed the 'Save' Icon." 000 3.5, D. double side 135 TPI

The prison conversation we never wanted to see: a hardened criminal boasting about murder while our innocent developer admits to testing in production. And somehow, the murderer is the one horrified! Testing in production is basically the digital equivalent of performing heart surgery with a butter knife while the patient is giving a business presentation. Sure, it might work, but you're one misplaced semicolon away from bringing down an entire company and making your Slack notifications explode at 2AM. Even serial killers have standards, apparently.

The political compass, but make it nerdy . This chart perfectly maps the tech world's tribal warfare onto a Freedom-Proprietary and Tradition-Disruption grid. In the top-left, we've got the "Libredev" quadrant where bearded Unix wizards and Emacs cultists fight for software freedom while clinging to technologies older than most junior devs. Think GNU/Linux (yes, you must call it that) and C++ codebases that haven't been refactored since 1997. Top-right "Cogdev" is where Microsoft and corporate tech lives - traditional, enterprise-y, and about as free as a subscription service. These are the folks who think Visual Studio is lightweight and unironically use the phrase "synergistic business solutions." Bottom-right "Soydev" quadrant is where you'll find Apple fanboys and JavaScript framework enthusiasts who will rebuild their entire tech stack every six months because some Medium article told them to. They're disrupting the industry by reinventing the wheel with more dependencies. And finally, bottom-left "Hypedev" - home of Rust evangelists and blockchain bros who won't stop talking about how their technology will save humanity. They're all about disruption and freedom, just don't mention that their revolutionary project is still in beta after 5 years.

Content they've survived for 600 million years without a brain. A ray of hope for people that think HTML is a programming language