When You Finally Remove Useless Classes From Your Code

Refactoring Clean code Technical debt Code cleanup Dead code Object oriented programming Code maintenance Software engineering Legacy code

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When You Finally Remove Useless Classes From Your Code

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You know that feeling when you've been carrying around dead code for months—maybe years—and you finally get the courage to delete those abstract factory singleton builder classes that literally do nothing? Revolutionary moment right there. It's like declaring independence from technical debt. The crowd goes wild because everyone's been silently judging that bloated codebase, but nobody wanted to be the one to touch it. Now you're the hero who reduced the bundle size by 40% and made the CI pipeline actually finish before the heat death of the universe. Chef's kiss. Until you realize three months later that one of those "useless" classes was actually being reflection-invoked by some ancient framework configuration and now production is on fire.

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