When It's Cold!

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When It's Cold!

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Normal people when it's cold: hold hands for warmth like civilized humans. Programmers when it's cold: clutch their laptop/phone charger brick like it's a portable radiator. That power adapter running at full throttle? Chef's kiss. Nothing says "I've optimized my survival strategy" quite like using your device's thermal output as a hand warmer. Bonus points if you're running a build process or training a model just to generate extra BTUs. Who needs gloves when you've got a 65W USB-C charger pumping out heat like a tiny furnace? The real question is: are you team laptop-on-lap-for-maximum-warmth or team external-GPU-mining-rig-as-space-heater?

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