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Content Kyle 4 elvktrix Developer: Builds a "boat". Product: "It's perfect!" Developer: "Great!" Two weeks later... Product: "Can it fly?" Knn julkaisu 8.48 ip. 21. toukok. 2024 118 Nytt 172 Tilaa

Content Hand-writing a set of both normal test cases and edge test cases Assuming the end-user won't do anything too crazy, and only writing normal test cases Creating a program that generates random test cases Hand-writing test cases for the program that randomly generates test cases Writing a program to generate test cases for the program that generates test cases Assuming your code is perfect to begin with, and not writing anv test cases at all

Content junior dev: why is it important to include comments in the codebase? me: because they supoorts future reading and modification junior dev: how come your code has none? Listen here, you little shit

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