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Ah, priorities in web development – where the clock icon shows the exact time down to the millisecond, but the API returns 404 when you breathe in its general direction. This is the perfect illustration of modern development: muscles for the frontend, atrophy for the backend. Spending 8 hours perfecting that subtle shadow animation while the authentication system is held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. The irony of having pixel-perfect UI while your server crashes if more than 3 people use it simultaneously is just *chef's kiss*.

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY OF CHARACTER ENCODING! Someone tried to get "Happy Birthday" in Urdu on their cake, but the bakery's system had a COMPLETE MELTDOWN and just spewed question marks everywhere! This is the digital equivalent of asking your crush out and having them respond with "Error 404: Interest Not Found." Unicode support? Never heard of her! This cake is basically screaming "I TRIED TO BE MULTICULTURAL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY STRING OF QUESTION MARKS." It's the perfect representation of every developer's nightmare when they forget to handle non-Latin characters and their app just FALLS APART in production!

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