When an assignment in Latex is due at midnight and you're still trying to get it to compile at 11:45

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Content BREAKING: Ontario has announced an updated science curriculum that will focus on "modernizing education" by teaching students subjects like coding starting in Grade 1

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Ah yes, the ancient programmer tradition of naming variables like you're being charged by the character. "Why use 'playerCharacterPosition' when 'pcp' works?" they say, while their IDE helpfully autocompletes it anyway. The melting yellow creature perfectly captures that internal meltdown when someone suggests using descriptive variable names. "But my fingers will get tired from all that typing that the computer does for me!" Meanwhile, six months later, nobody remembers what 'plobjcaracy' was supposed to mean, including the person who wrote it.

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of accidentally deleting your code instead of copying it! You're sitting there, heart PLUMMETING to your stomach, life flashing before your eyes, career LITERALLY OVER... and then you remember Ctrl+Z exists. Suddenly you're hugging your computer like this cat, whispering sweet nothings to your undead zombie code that just rose from the digital grave. The emotional rollercoaster from "I'M RUINED FOREVER" to "never mind teehee" happens in approximately 0.5 seconds. We've all been there, frantically petting our laptops in gratitude when the undo function saves us from our own chaotic fingers!