The Edge Case Cliff Disaster

Content My computer: "You don't have permission to access this file." Me: Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy but ever-so- crucial little tiny detail? I OWN YOU

Content OTHER PROGRAMMERS fo 1 po po RUST NEWBIE YOU SHOULD REWRITE THAT IN RUST

Content I am jealous of my girlfriend's ex because he is better at Leetcode than me When I was working on the daily challenge the other day, my girlfriend saw my screen and asked me if I was Leetcoding. I was surprised because she is an archeology major and doesn't know anything about programming. She explained that her ex-boyfriend was into competitive programming and talked about it all the time. Apparently he is a Guardian on Leetcode and he even used to prepare contest problems for extra money. I feel extremely insecure now because I struggle with mediums most of the time and my rating is at 1500. My gf keeps assuring me that my low rating doesn't bother her, but everytime I am stuck in a problem I keep thinking how her ex would solve it in minutes. I just can't get the image of him easily solving LC Hards out of my head. Every time he submits a solution and gets that green AC on his screen he must smile and think how much of a loser his girlfriend's new

Content No ethical computer scientist would ever create a method called "destroyBaghdad" whose function was to perform its namesake. Instead, basic ethics would compel him or her to create a method "destroyCity" to which "Baghdad" would be passed as a parameter.

Content me: gets mad at code for not doing what I coded it to dot the code doing exactly what I coded it to do:

The eternal architectural debate visualized with poop emojis. One massive monolith that's smiling confidently versus a scattered army of tiny microservices. The joke here is that both approaches can either be elegant solutions or complete crap depending on your team's competence. Nothing says "enterprise architecture" quite like discussing serious technical decisions with cartoon feces.