When A Developer Breaks Down English As If It's Code

The classic "scope creep" nightmare in its purest form! That eager indie dev is *this close* to shipping on schedule when suddenly that innocent little feature request sneaks up behind them. "Just a tiny change," it whispers, while secretly requiring a complete engine rewrite, asset overhaul, and questioning every life decision that led to this career. The sweat drop says it all - they know they're about to kiss that release date goodbye, but they'll still say "yeah, I can add that real quick" because apparently devs never learn.

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The classic programmer journey from self-righteousness to self-sabotage in three easy steps: First, you write a verbose, descriptive function name that perfectly documents what it does. You feel virtuous. Clean code! Self-documenting! Then, you realize typing that monstrosity repeatedly is killing your productivity. So you create a wrapper function with a shorter name. Problem solved! Finally, you're faced with your creation in production code: if (cumming()) - and suddenly you remember why code reviews exist. Your future maintainers will either die laughing or hunt you down with pitchforks. And this, friends, is why naming things remains one of the two hardest problems in computer science.

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