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Content Jina

Content Me thinking I am a real programmer Me Googling 'switch statement syntax' 15 seconds ater

Content How likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague? 1 O Not at all likely Extremely likely Please explain why you gave this score. I need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another Arch Users:

Ah yes, the famous "GitHub Dictionary" where repositories are just "big chunks of code" and forking is "the term for code editing." And my personal favorite: a pull request is apparently an "e-note" asking for "edit rights." It's like watching your grandparents try to explain what you do for a living after you mentioned it once at Thanksgiving dinner. Next up: "The Hacker Known as Terminal" and "Why Cloud Computing Requires Umbrellas."

Content Actual programmers on this sub Me in 9th grade comp sci having no idea what you guys are talking about

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