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Someone really looked at their codebase and said "let's make one class do literally everything." Entity, DTO, Domain Model, API Contract, AND Kafka Message? That's not code reuse, that's architectural Stockholm syndrome. Sure, you saved yourself from writing a few mappers, but now your database entity knows about your message broker, your API exposes internal IDs, and your domain logic is coupled to JSON serialization annotations. Good luck explaining to the new junior why changing a Kafka field breaks the database migration. The tears in that meme? Those are from the poor soul who has to refactor this nightmare six months later when requirements change. Separation of concerns died so you could avoid writing three extra classes.

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When your backend has more spaghetti code than an Italian restaurant and someone casually drops "maybe we should just rewrite the whole thing" in a meeting. Everyone's sitting there like they just witnessed a declaration of war. Because nothing says "I value my sanity" quite like throwing away 5 years of legacy code, 47 undocumented features, and that one function nobody understands but everyone's too scared to touch. The rewrite fantasy is every developer's guilty pleasure—until you remember that the current system, despite being held together by duct tape and prayers, actually works. Meanwhile, your proposed rewrite will take 18 months, blow past every deadline, and somehow end up with the exact same bugs plus exciting new ones. Spoiler alert: You're not going to rewrite it. You're going to add another abstraction layer and call it "refactoring."

Content rprogramming Posted by uOnlyRepostsTop 6h 801 02 5 1 Theres a reason that programmers always want to throw away old code and start over: they think the old code is a mess. They are probably wrong. The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it. joelonsoftware.com 4 3.1k 342 Share Award BEST COMMENTS eviljelloman 5h Also the old code is a mess. Replv 1.2k

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