What is the best programming language

The AUDACITY of those four little words: "It should work now." 💀 The universal battle cry of a programmer who's spent 6 hours changing ONE SINGLE CHARACTER in their code and is now DESPERATELY praying to the coding gods that this time—THIS TIME—they've fixed the bug that's been haunting their dreams! Meanwhile, everyone knows those words are basically a summoning ritual for 17 new bugs to magically appear. It's the programming equivalent of saying "what could possibly go wrong?" right before EVERYTHING goes catastrophically wrong!

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Content DID EVERYONE ON THE TEAM ADDRESS THE ERROR I HIGHLIGHTED TO BE ACTIONED AT LINE 2036P YES, AFTER 12 HOURS OF TESTING WE CAN NOW ARRIVE AT THE SAME ERROR 63 FASTER USING 163KB OF LESS MEMORY