The gap between résumé and reality has never been so elegantly exposed. Sure, you're "multilingual" in programming... if copying the same print()
statement and changing "Hello World" to different languages counts as fluency. It's like claiming you're a polyglot because you can say "where's the bathroom?" in five countries. The universal programmer flex that falls apart the moment someone asks you to implement a binary tree in any of those "languages" you supposedly know.
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