What I Say

Content I hate this job and I hate mylife WHYIS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEE nevermind misspelled avariable

Content WHY CANT OCAL THE METHODE! OH.0 FORGOTTO MAKE IT PUBLIC

Content LOOK SIMBA. EVERY LANGUAGE THE LIGHT TOUCHES HAS A GARBAGE COLLECTOR But what's that shadowy place over there? THAT IS C, YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE imgflip.

The harsh reality nobody talks about at standup meetings. Users don't see the complex backend infrastructure—they only interact with whatever pretty face you slap on it. Meanwhile, backend devs are just... there... holding everything together while some transparent layer gets all the credit. Ten years into my career and I'm still that backend guy, invisible yet essential, watching the UX folks get praised for adding a gradient button that took 15 minutes while my three-week database optimization goes completely unnoticed.

Nothing says "I panicked during a coding interview" quite like writing FizzBuzz with three separate if statements and continue in each one. The interviewer's face progression from neutral to facepalm to disbelief is the universal reaction to code that technically works but makes seasoned developers want to throw their mechanical keyboards out the window. Pro tip: If your solution has more continue statements than actual logic, your future teammates are already updating their resumes.

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