What having unintended "features" in your code looks like

The eternal web dev mountain climb in one perfect image. HTML? Sure, manageable. CSS? Getting steeper but still doable. Bootstrap? Sweet relief—premade components to the rescue! But then... the modern framework hellscape hits and suddenly you're scaling El Capitan with dental floss. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like staring at a Vue/Angular/React stack error at 2 AM while questioning your career path. The journey from "I can build a website!" to "I have 47 dependencies and none of them work together" happens faster than you can say "npm install".

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Content "The concept of working paperless is just a conspiracy by your IT department to eliminate the use of printers."

The JavaScript framework mining operation is in full swing. Above ground, we've got the established frameworks (TANSTACK, React, Svelte) sitting pretty on a diamond field, while Next.js is being frantically mined below by some poor developer. Meanwhile, Angular and Vue are just waiting their turn in the endless cycle of framework hype. Frontend developers are basically digital prospectors at this point. "This framework will be the one that makes me rich with efficient code!" Sure, buddy. Just like the last five you tried.

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From tiny clown car to rocket-powered death machine in just two generations. The evolution of RAM is basically hardware's version of "how it started vs how it's going." Computer memory went from "barely fits a browser tab" to "could probably simulate the entire universe if you asked nicely." At this rate, DDR6 will just be a black hole that sucks your wallet into another dimension while promising 0.002 nanoseconds faster load times for Chrome. And yet somehow, no matter how fast memory gets, Windows update will still find a way to bring your system to a crawl. It's the law of computing conservation: for every advancement in hardware, software will expand to waste it completely.