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Content Social Distancing Guidelines COVID-19 1.5m People who think HTML is programming language 100m ProarammerHumor.io

Content lily-peet You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard. If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they're a writer. If the WASD keys are worn out, they're a PC gamer. If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they're an artist. wirehead-wannabe If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer Source: lily-peet

Content That moment when you start writing codes without reading the documentation

Content 1-BASED ARRAY INDEXES Basically every single programming language on Earth PostgresQL ProdrammerHumor.io

Content I MADE A BOOKIIT'G OUT ON MAY 13 A CHILDREN'S BOOK THAT'S ALSO FOR GROWN UPS: MY NAME 15 404. PRE-ORDER IT ON AMAZON! QUAX NET SPAGHETTI CODE TANGLED, INTERTWINED, MESSY. CHANGING SOMETHING ON ONE SIDE WILL BREAK SOMETHING THE THER. TRYING TO TAME THIS BE AST WILL LEAVE LOT OF PEOPLE COLORED RED LASAGNA CODE LAYERS. LAYERS, AND THEN SOME MORE LAYERS. OH, YOU WANT TO ACCESS SOME PROPERTY FROM CLASS X? SORRY, NO CAN 2; AND BAFE TO ACCESS IF MAYBE YOU CAN GO THROUGH CLASSES OR MAYBE IT'S EASIER TO DO AN API CALL TO YOUR OWN SERVICE JUST SO OU HAVE ALL THE DATA YOU NEED RAVIOLI CODE WAY TOO MANY MODULESNODESCLASSES. AND THEYRE ALL TIN. WHaT DOES THIS DO? BUT THEN WHaT'S THaT? WHY IS THIS SPLIT UP IN FIVE CLASSES? DO WE REALLY NEED A MODULE FOR SIMPLE IS-ODD CHECK DON'T PUT EVERY 7 FUCKING LINES IN ITS OWN CLASS, DAVE. GNOCCHI CODE UNREADABLE BLOBS OF CODE. YOU CAN TELL THERE'S A LOT GOING ON INSIDE, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT. CHANGING THESE DENSE CHUNKS OF UNREADABILITY AFTER THE FACT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE. IT'LL BREAK APART FOR SURE. SPAGHETTI CODE IN THE CLOUD THIS IS YOUR FUTURE. EMBRACE YOUR NEW OVERLORD. COEDITS tO MOD ProarammerHumor.io CONSOLIA-COMIC.COM

Content Turing IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS Infinite tape INTO LOSS OF WILL TO LIVE