We gotta get rid of ego in the programming community

Content A TRADE OFFERA i receive: SYN you receive: SYN - ACK TCP

Content The code The performance performance when when you you use library implement all the functions algorithms yourself

Content How boys tell a story How girls tell a story How git log tells a story

Content The 30 year old OPer Project has 412 folders, 13,571 classes and not a single If statement because If statements are unclean, literally unreadable spaghetti BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory baseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfigu ratorStrategy Factory new BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory0; D.R.Y. fundamentalist (except for the 500 near identical overload methods) His 6 cats are named Public, Static, Void, Main, String and Args Begins each new project with PrimordialSpaceTimeFabric (implements Existable) as a base class for everything else I'm gonna- I'm gonna inject a DEPENDENCYYYYYYYYYYYY

Content Me after school: Nooo Microsoft pushes schools to use their products to get children used to them. I'll never fall for that again!!! Me in uni: wS Oh boy free JetBrains licenses!

Content opens up light-theme IDE rProgrammerHumor: "Weldon't do that here"