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Ah yes, the coveted "No AI" badge—proudly displayed by developers who spent 17 hours debugging their own spaghetti code instead of asking ChatGPT to fix it in 3 seconds. It's like bragging about churning your own butter when there's a perfectly good supermarket next door. "Look at me, I suffered unnecessarily and have the dark circles under my eyes to prove it!" Meanwhile, the deadline was yesterday and the client is wondering why a simple feature costs more than their car payment.

Ah yes, the classic developer flex that immediately backfires. Nothing says "I'm a polyglot programmer" quite like admitting your extensive portfolio consists entirely of printing "Hello World" in 37 different languages. The painful truth is we've all done this in job interviews, meetups, or on resumes. "Proficient in Java, Python, Ruby, and C++" usually translates to "I once got a for-loop working in each after three hours of Stack Overflow research." The real programming expertise isn't knowing how to write in multiple languages—it's knowing which one to avoid for your next project.

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