Vibe Or Cry: The Developer Hierarchy

Ah yes, the classic university delusion where professors think coding on dead trees somehow prepares you for real development. Nothing says "industry-ready" like frantically scribbling syntax errors you can't compile, while the real world uses IDEs with autocomplete, Stack Overflow, and the sweet embrace of copy-paste. Four years of education and somehow they missed the memo that programmers haven't coded on paper since punch cards went extinct. But sure, let's pretend your handwritten bubble sort algorithm without syntax highlighting is preparing the next generation of tech innovators.

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of family members assuming you can resurrect their ancient printer from the dead just because you wrote "Hello World" in Python once! 😤 The internal struggle is REAL - that moment when your brain screams "I'M NOT YOUR PERSONAL GEEK SQUAD" but your fingers are already reaching for the USB cable. Why? Because deep down, we're all masochists who secretly enjoy the validation of fixing something completely unrelated to our actual skills. It's the programmer's curse - we can build complex applications that process millions of data points, but our greatest achievement according to Aunt Karen is making her printer spit out a coupon for cat food. The betrayal!

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