Vibe Or Cry: The Developer Hierarchy

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The nested cardboard boxes perfectly capture the existential dread of frontend development—where you're constantly nesting <div> elements inside other <div> elements until you lose track of where you are. It's the HTML equivalent of Russian nesting dolls, except instead of cute wooden figures, you get increasingly indented code that makes your IDE scroll horizontally into another dimension. The "HERE WE GO CODING HTML AGAIN" caption is basically the internal monologue of every frontend dev who opens their project after a two-day break and completely forgets which <div> is responsible for what. Flexbox was supposed to save us from this nightmare, but here we are, still creating box-shaped black holes.

That moment when you dive into Haskell and suddenly realize your entire programming existence has been a lie. "Where is the loop?" is the functional programming equivalent of a fish asking "where is the bicycle?" Pure functional languages don't do loops—they do recursion and higher-order functions like it's no big deal. Meanwhile, you're standing there like John Travolta, coat in hand, wondering if you accidentally downloaded a programming language or an abstract math thesis. Welcome to Haskell, where imperative programmers come to question their reality.

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