Vibe Coding: The Exponential Tech Debt Generator

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Vibe Coding: The Exponential Tech Debt Generator

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Ah yes, "vibe coding" - that magical state where two sleep-deprived devs with energy drinks decide 3AM is the perfect time to refactor the entire codebase without documentation. Future you will understand those variable names like "temp_fix_v4_final_ACTUALLY_FINAL". It's like taking out a mortgage on a house that's already on fire, but hey, the PR got merged.

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