What you want is "not" what you get

Dad jokes and programming puns - the ultimate combo that keeps marriages strong! While she thinks he's daydreaming about another woman, he's actually plotting how naming his son "Programming" would make him the "father of programming" - a title otherwise reserved for legends like Charles Babbage. The recursion in this joke is just *chef's kiss*. Peak dad humor meets computer science in one glorious pun that probably cost him cuddles for a week.

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Remember when programmers were basically coding demigods who could bend computers to their will? Now we're just sad creatures Googling "how to center div" for the 500th time and begging AI to fix our mistakes. The golden age programmer wrote code without StackOverflow, crafted entire games in Assembly (you know, that language that makes you want to cry), manually fixed memory leaks with pointers, and literally hand-coded the software that put humans on the freaking moon. Meanwhile, modern programmers are trapped in Vim wondering why :q doesn't work, fixing one bug only to create three more like some kind of hydra nightmare, and asking ChatGPT to solve problems we should probably understand ourselves. The decline is real, folks. But hey, at least we have dark mode now.

The code sets false = True and then creates an infinite loop with while false: which now evaluates to while True: . It's the programming equivalent of dividing by zero—you've just created a black hole in your codebase. The compiler isn't screaming, it's weeping silently in the corner. And Thanos is just standing there like "Yeah, I broke the universe, what are you gonna do about it?"