Two Wolves Inside Every Developer

Content Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed. Sometimes dangerous. Psychology: Best not. Physics: ?????????? How????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets. Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it.

Content FRONTEND IS JUSTAS HARD AS BACKEND IM A REAL DEVELOPER PLEASE BELIEVE ME 34 34 FRONTEND IS EASIER AND IS FUN TO DO FRONTEND IS EASIER AND IS FUN TO DO 14 14 0.1 2 1Q score 55 jflip.com 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

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The brutal truth about software development methodologies in their natural habitat: Waterfall: Start with nothing but wheels, then add an axle, then suddenly you have half a car, and finally—after months of sequential development—you get the complete vehicle. Just hope the requirements didn't change while you were building it! Agile: Begin with a skateboard, upgrade to a scooter, then a bike, then a quad bike, and eventually deliver a car. Each iteration is technically usable, but try explaining to your client why they're commuting on a skateboard when they ordered a sedan. AI: Start with a bizarre Frankenstein's monster of a vehicle that's half green, half pink, with random parts attached. Keep training it on more vehicles until it eventually... disassembles itself? The final product bears only passing resemblance to what anyone actually wanted, but hey, it was built in 1/10th the time!

Content Are you two friends? Developers Testers OA Yes. No.