Two Wolves Inside Every Developer

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Two Wolves Inside Every Developer

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The eternal developer duality: one minute you're excitedly architecting the next revolutionary app, the next you're contemplating a tech-free existence after your code breaks for the 17th inexplicable reason. The cabin-in-the-woods fantasy intensifies with every merge conflict and dependency hell. It's not burnout—it's just Tuesday. The funniest part? We all know which wolf is winning at 3 AM when you're debugging production issues while questioning your career choices.

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