Two Wolves Inside Every Developer

Content Programmers discussing bugs Biologists discussing bugs

The GUI framework is clearly "Closing Bracket Hell 2.0". Nothing says modern interface design like nesting so many parentheses, curly braces, and square brackets that your code looks like it's falling down stairs. The indentation is just a formality at this point. Somewhere in there is a button that says "Hello World" but you'll need an archaeology degree to find it. This is the kind of code that makes syntax highlighters question their career choices.

Content PATricK StaR I'm an administrator this file has admin lock So as an admin I should be able to modifv it so let me modify it Yup. Yup.- That makes sense to me. Access denied

Content YOU DEV IN PRODUCTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING I DEV IN PRODUCTION BECAUSE KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WE'RE NOT THE SAME

Content How can we improve our code? Replace "master" -with "main Replace. "Blacklist" with "Denylist" Reduce our technical debt

Content Today 7:37 PM What's your address 127.0.0.1 Read 7:38 PM No shit dork, your physical address 00:25:B5:AA:01:1F Delivered Message