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Content When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works

Content BILLY! You shot the Project Manager This task shouldn't take more than 20 mins. Let's put hi out of his misery 1.

Content while (isAlive()) eat); sleep(); ? while (isAlive()); eat (); sleep(); ?

Content compiler: Error me: changes nothing, runs again. compiler

Content Programming in.. Enterprise company Government Startups No thanks! We are too busy

Content Who was the first person you had sex with ? Me: listOfPeopleIHadSexWith.get (0); Exception in thread "main" java. lang IndexOutofBoundsException; Index: 0, Size: 8 at java .util. Arraytist. rangecheck (Unknom Source) at java.util.ArrayList. get (Unknow Source) at sorting gorithes. Main.main (Main. java:34